Recently, there have been two major world events of note. We elected our newest and bestest President. But in other news, scientists have discovered a new lifeform. “Baffles and Amuses Scientists”? No doubt a sign of their newfound madness. For what they have awoken has been lying dormant since the beginning of time.
These two seemingly unrelated events may appear independent. But when you look closely, you find connections. Everywhere.
And in true American form, we have found a way to make a buck off the end of the world.
