datacombs

Recently, there have been two major world events of note. We elected our newest and bestest President. But in other news, scientists have discovered a new lifeform. “Baffles and Amuses Scientists”? No doubt a sign of their newfound madness. For what they have awoken has been lying dormant since the beginning of time.

These two seemingly unrelated events may appear independent. But when you look closely, you find connections. Everywhere.

And in true American form, we have found a way to make a buck off the end of the world.

So, I have this new theory. It’s about Microsoft. You see, I don’t think they’re going to dominate the world through their ruthless business practices or through their bundling of competitors technology.

Since our government has decided that these aren’t really important issues, it must be something else.

Indeed it’s something much more insidious then any of the above. They’re going to get everyone hooked on PowerPoint.

It’s Christmas time. You know what I’m talking about. Time to spend some time with your loved ones. Meanwhile, over here in the states the defense contractors are the only ones getting new toys.

On the one hand, we have a vision of the future given by Slashdot. On the other, we have a vision given by Adequacy. You decide which one you want.

I have no idea what this site says. Apparently it’s his theory about how UFOs (and most likely their little green pilots) were involved with the September 11th attack. At least by overlaying the pictures with technical sounding jargon like framenumbers and what not it looks almost plausible. Until you think about it.

You never know. They’re hiding everywhere, but with help you can help keep America great.

Apparently, we’re having troubles finding camels over in Afghanistan now. No doubt they’re using some of the same cloaking technology that bin Laden got hold of.

Cynical? Or just tactless… Whatever the case may be get some of your loved ones one of these for christmas.

Melt down a raver.