Monthly Archives: December 2001

Recently, there have been two major world events of note. We elected our newest and bestest President. But in other news, scientists have discovered a new lifeform. “Baffles and Amuses Scientists”? No doubt a sign of their newfound madness. For … Continue reading →

So, I have this new theory. It’s about Microsoft. You see, I don’t think they’re going to dominate the world through their ruthless business practices or through their bundling of competitors technology. Since our government has decided that these aren’t … Continue reading →

It’s Christmas time. You know what I’m talking about. Time to spend some time with your loved ones. Meanwhile, over here in the states the defense contractors are the only ones getting new toys.

On the one hand, we have a vision of the future given by Slashdot. On the other, we have a vision given by Adequacy. You decide which one you want.

I have no idea what this site says. Apparently it’s his theory about how UFOs (and most likely their little green pilots) were involved with the September 11th attack. At least by overlaying the pictures with technical sounding jargon like … Continue reading →

You never know. They’re hiding everywhere, but with help you can help keep America great.

Apparently, we’re having troubles finding camels over in Afghanistan now. No doubt they’re using some of the same cloaking technology that bin Laden got hold of.

Cynical? Or just tactless… Whatever the case may be get some of your loved ones one of these for christmas.

Now this is funny. It’s almost good enough to be serious. There’s enough important sounding gobbly gook there. Arthur C. Clarke once said any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. As computers become more advanced we’re sure to see … Continue reading →

Melt down a raver.