Monthly Archives: November 2001

More fun than Sunday School. Learn all about the big block, as told in LegoVision. In related news, it appears the church has resorted to getting people hooked on coke to recruit new members.

Enough killing the brown people. Let’s really tackle the problem. So, who would you kill?

First there was the IMDB. Then came the AMG. Now we have the BCDB (Big Cartoon DataBase). Not to be confused with Larry Ellison’s Big Citizen Database idea.

So here’s a project for all you gamers. First, grab a copy of the Topps Enduring Freedom trading cards. Funny considering where they started from. Then build a CCG or collectible card game. Or if you prefer, use the American … Continue reading →

If you’ve seen the Ninja Stick Figures from my links page, then you’ll recognize the influence for The Way of the Exploding Stick. Then waste more of your time at Stick Figure Death Theatre. Like you have a life.

Metallica for sale to the highest bidder? Trivializing a USA Today “Hot Site” award? Obviously he’s mental.

I’ve been wondering what our new Chief of Homeland Security does. Apparently he’s also our new propaganda expert. Ahh, burning buildings, emergency decrees that restrict personal liberty and violate the privacy of electronic communications, support of the big industrialists, rounding … Continue reading →

Fuck, I didn’t realize my inner turmoil was so obvious. Ok, yeah.. I did. But damnit, I like my life messy. When all else fails I suppose I can just read a book and it’ll help. Or at least go … Continue reading →

Apparently, even lab rats have seizures when listening to The Prodigy. As this article shows.

Tired of feeling normal? Perhaps you’d like to try schizo for a change. Check out the rest of the unnovations while you’re at it.